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[Administrator]

DOUBLE POST IS WORTH IT.

[19:16] <Jay> MATT
[19:17] <Jay> Larxene wants a change of clothes, right?
[19:17] <Jay> And Origas and she agree what Shardd wears is atrocious, right?
[19:18] <Jay> ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?
[19:23] <Matt> YES.
[19:24] <Matt> SHOPPING!
[19:24] <Jay> YES!
[19:24] <Matt> Let's do it.
[19:24] <Matt> xD
[19:24] <Jay> And by shopping, we of course mean killing the shopkeepers and stealing the clothes.
[19:24] <Matt> Oh, of course.

[Fate]

"It wasn't mindrape. It was mind-gangbang."

Sorky, about Magicians Reversed thread on Skype.

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[Lagunamov]

[23:23] <Jay> MY NEXT ENTRANCE POST WITH SEPHIROTH WILL TOTALLY HAVE HIM GIVE SOMEONE A PEAR.
[23:23] <Dan> Aerith's flower: ALL OF THEM.
[23:23] <Cait> Emi gets an orchid because orchids are my FAVORITE.
[23:23] <Aerith> Yes.
[23:23] <Aerith> Yes, Dan.
[23:23] <Jay> I thought it was a marijuana leaf...
[23:23] <Jay> >>
[23:23] <Jay> <<
[23:23] * Aerith is seriously about to write up the Ammy ability.
[23:24] <Dan> XD
[23:24] <Jay> I MEAN, HOW ELSE DO YOU BEFRIEND EVERYONE IN THE WORLD?
[23:24] <Aerith> SHUT UP, JAY.
[23:24] <Jay> THERE IS NO LOGICAL ANSWER.
[23:24] <Fate> gdsahgaew89ghewagew
[23:24] <Aerith> AERITH IS JUST VERY FRIENDLY, OKAY?
[23:24] <Dan> I propose an ability where she knocks people unconscious with a bouquet of flowers.
[23:24] * Fate is going to go into hysterics now, excuse me.
[23:24] <Jay> SHE GROWS "SPECIAL" GRASS.
[23:24] <Aerith> xDDDD
[23:24] <Cait> For the record, pear blossoms symbolize lasting friendship.
[23:24] <Dan> And kills them with their thorns.
[23:24] <Jay> ...LOLOLOL
[23:24] <Jay> Lasting friendship.

[Fate]

Before my last post in Dies Irae, the last bit of Zexion's dialogue looked like this:

"In the castle. The Heartless are going in that direction. If the castle has a thrown room, I believe it would be there."

And then this happened.

(11:55:37 PM) Aerith: Aly... "thrown room"?
(11:55:47 PM) Fate: Which paragraph?
(11:55:48 PM) Dan: LOL
(11:55:52 PM) Aerith: Last one. xD
(11:55:55 PM) Dan: Last one.
(11:55:57 PM) Aerith: Zexion's talking.
(11:55:59 PM) Fate: Crap.
(11:56:02 PM) Fate: That was smart Aly.
(11:56:13 PM) Fate: That was reaaaaaaaaaaally smart.
(11:56:14 PM) Aerith: It made me lol.
(11:56:20 PM) ***Fate edits that.
(11:56:24 PM) ***Fate that never happened.
(11:56:36 PM) Aerith: Oh, Dan and I know it happened.
(11:56:39 PM) Aerith: Don't we, Dan?
(11:56:40 PM) Aerith: : D
(11:56:45 PM) Fate: Edited.
(11:56:51 PM) Dan: Yes, we do.
(11:56:54 PM) Fate: I can't believe myself.
(11:56:54 PM) Dan: WE KNOW.
(11:56:56 PM) Fate: My gosh.
(11:56:57 PM) Aerith: WE DO.
(11:56:59 PM) Dan: WE'LL KNOW FOREVER.
(11:57:02 PM) Fate: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
(11:57:02 PM) Aerith: YES.
(11:57:18 PM) Fate: ):
(11:57:21 PM) Dan: AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
(11:57:21 PM) Aerith: "HEY. HEY, MISTER. HAVE YOU THROWN A ROOM, RECENTLY?"
(11:57:25 PM) Fate: XDDDDDDDDDD
(11:57:30 PM) Dan: XDD
(11:57:38 PM) Aerith: That must take some serious talent.
(11:57:40 PM) Aerith: To throw a room.
(11:57:49 PM) Fate: Zexion obviously has this talent.
(11:57:53 PM) Aerith: Obviously.
(11:57:59 PM) Fate: I didn't know he did.
(11:58:00 PM) Fate: But he does.
(11:58:01 PM) Dan: Duh.
(11:58:27 PM) ***Fate is going to quote this.
(11:58:33 PM) Aerith: I was just about to suggest that. xD

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EDIT: May 7, 2011:

(10:43:19 PM) Fate: Oh, Cait, how would you like to be in a thread with Ani and Zex? :3
(10:43:46 PM) Cait: I would ike that very much.
(10:44:40 PM) Dan: Good.
(10:44:52 PM) Dan: Now we just need to know what the hell we'll be doing in it. XD
(10:45:30 PM) Fate: Besides "lol Jericho's gone".
(10:45:47 PM) Fate: And figure out where it's going to be.
(10:45:51 PM) Dan: And Ani's "Aw, I didn't get to rip his head off."
(10:46:11 PM) Cait: I figure Emi is probably sleeping.
(10:46:19 PM) Cait: Which is how she missed them leaving.
(10:47:04 PM) Fate: That makes sense.
(10:47:04 PM) Dan: Or they drugged her and left her sleeping for two days straight or something.
(10:47:08 PM) Fate: Or that.
(10:47:14 PM) Fate: Ice cream man.
(10:48:06 PM) Dan: ... Ok...
(10:48:15 PM) Fate: Ice cream = narcotic.
(10:48:18 PM) Fate:
(10:48:22 PM) Dan: Oh. Ice cream. Narcotics.
(10:48:25 PM) ***Dan slaps self.
(10:48:33 PM) Dan: Too tired to think. XD
(10:49:10 PM) Fate: XDD
(10:49:29 PM) Dan: That could totally work.
(10:50:30 PM) Dan: On his way out, Axel made the biggest delivery around the universe and half the people were drugged and left sleeping for two days straight. Or something.
(10:50:37 PM) Fate: YES.
(10:50:48 PM) ***Fate can so picture that.
(10:51:37 PM) Dan: XD
(10:52:55 PM) ***Dan is totally picturing Axel driving an Ice Cream truck/Gummi Ship around.
(10:53:26 PM) Fate: With "Axel's Narcotics" written on the side.
(10:53:48 PM) Dan: Yes.
(10:55:32 PM) Dan: And he plays a jingle to attract little kids to sell them the drugs and...
(10:55:41 PM) Dan: Ok, that totally went into a creepy place...
(10:56:24 PM) Fate: Dan your mind always goes to a creepy place.
(10:56:28 PM) Fate: It's inevitable.
(10:56:49 PM) Dan: It doesn't help that Axel spent so much time around a 14/15 year old...
(10:56:58 PM) Fate: No it really doesn't.
(10:58:02 PM) ***Dan goes get some brain bleach.
(10:58:12 PM) Fate: Bring some back for me too please.
(10:58:31 PM) ***Fate is going to quote this.
(10:58:32 PM) ***Dan hands over a bottle to Aly.

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[Administrator]

[21:30] <Fate> I'm wondering what he plans Everto to be like without the obvious evilness.
[21:30] <Fate> I don't think any of my characters can help him in this quest though.
[21:31] <Jay> Shardd may.
[21:31] <Jay> Since he, y'know, has Origas.
[21:31] <Dan> All three of mine would OPENLY MOCK HIM.
[21:31] <Jay> xD
[21:31] <Fate> Lillian would shoot him in the face, Kadaj would slice him to pieces, Katherine would bind him and then leave him out to try.
[21:31] <Jay> ...leave him out to try?
[21:31] <Fate> ...
[21:31] <Fate> Gosh darn it.
[21:31] <Fate> *dry
[21:32] <Jay> I was gonna say, taking him to court over this?
[21:32] <Fate> YES.
[21:32] <Fate> I.
[21:32] <Fate> AM.
[21:32] <Jay> xD
[21:32] <Fate> Zexion will be the judge.

[Aerith]

The things Dan and I talk about. Quite enlightening.

Aerith: Unfortunately, there is no one left for Ethan to kill. And that makes him sadface.
Dan: He could kill himself for ultimate pleasure?
Aerith: xDDD
Aerith: No. No, he would never do that.
Dan: ... That came out SO WRONG.
Aerith: Yes. Yes, it did.
Aerith: That's probably the one thing Ethan is against from a moral standpoint. Suicide. And really, it's less because of any religious implications or cowardice and pretty much all because Sophia killed herself.
Dan: I can see that.
Aerith: Yep.
Aerith: Everything else, though, he's perfectly okay with.
Aerith: xD
Aerith: Watching little boys get torn apart? Sure. Grannies getting crushed? You bet. Having sex with random prostitutes while they're possessed with the spirit of his dead lover? Absolutely.
Dan: Suicide? NO FUCKING WAY.
Aerith: Exactly.
Aerith: xD That's so getting quoted somewhere.

[Aerith]

Double post, I know. But this needs to be preserved for all generations. I call this one "When Aerith Gets Pushed Too Far" or, alternatively, "What Happens When Aerith Gets a Pink Dolphin."

Dan: ... "The Pink Dolphin That Eats Piranhas"? Wtf?
Aerith: o.O
***Dan is reading cracked, obviously.
Dan: i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/3/1/3/87313.jpg?v=1
Aerith: o.O
Aerith: It's...a pink dolphin.
Aerith: Is that for real? D:
Dan: Yes.
Dan: And it eats piranhas.
Aerith: Wow.
Aerith: I feel like Aerith should have one of those.
Dan: XD
Aerith: Aerith: Guys, guys! Look at my awesome pink dolphin friend! ^_____^ What? Oh, yeah, it viciously eats one of the deadliest fish in the sea, but IT'S SO CUTE.
Dan: XDD
Aerith: That's really how Aerith is. She's all nice and super-friendly and would never hurt anyone...until you push her too far.
Dan: Then she goes bat-shit insane.
Aerith: Yes.
Aerith: Man, I really want to write that now. >_>
Aerith: QUICK. SOMEBODY PUSH AERITH TOO FAR.
Dan: XD
Aerith: Viola IS trying to get Aerith to hit her. But that's not going to cut it.
Dan: I wouldn't want to be the one.
Aerith: It'd have to be like...
Aerith: Xehanort or somebody.
Dan: Pretty much.
Aerith: That would be an awesome twist.
Dan: Xehanort, dead by Aerith's pink dolphin.
Aerith: YES.
Aerith: It is so happening.
Aerith: Aerith: Mr. Xehanort, why don't you come over here, closer to the water? No, a bit closer. A little more. A little more. Okay, right there is good. *pulls out elaborate, magical dolphin-summoning flute; dolphin explodes out of the water and bites Xehanort's head off in a very violent and bloody fashion* : D Good boy! Good, good boy!
Dan: XDD
Aerith: Aerith: *kneels down in the bloody water to affectionately stroke the pink dolphin's head* Was that yummy? I thought you'd like it. He was a bad, bad man and needed to be eaten. You did a very good job. Yes, you did. ^___^
Dan: Expect the dolphin to start planning world domination.
Aerith: With Aerith's full support, of course.
Aerith: After all, she might be insane now, but she still wants to cover the world in flowers. It's just that now, she'll help fertilize those flowers with the carcasses of her victims.
Dan: And possibly wear someone's head as a hat.
Aerith: Yes.
Aerith: Or just their peeled off face.
Dan: That would work better as a mask.
Aerith: True.
Aerith: Not that she isn't highly recognizable in all that pink.
Dan: No, but the look of anguish on the face/mask would probably distract them from the pink.
Aerith: This is very true.
Aerith: Man, Dark Aerith is sick. xD
Dan: Seriously. XD