Post by Slash on Nov 28, 2010 13:01:09 GMT -5
That's enough. Time to do everyone a favor and kill this thing.
[/center]Before the king could answer, the stupid moogle summoned a chocobo and yelled at them for a bit. Presumably as annoyed/confused as Jericho was, he left.
A simple conversation, the one good thing Jericho could have gotten out of this mess, had now been take away by a retarded moogle and his chocobo summoning powers.
Jericho's frustration levels overloaded from all the OMFG RANDOM WACKINESS as well as the pointlessness of everything, and he looked straight at the moogle with raised eybrows.
"All right, you idiot moogle, here's how things are going to go down. If you don't get out of here in a few seconds, I'm going to rip apart your chocobo and turn you into a million twitching bloody moogle pieces. Then I'm going to take whatever meat your chocobo has on it and cook it, because I'm sure chocobo meat is delicious. Then I'm going to find this Hidden Valley place and enact a horrible Moogle genocide just for laughs. You've got two seconds to ru- Time's up."
If the moogle was scared of him already, it was certainly going to be terrified as Jericho jumped into the trees, taking full advantage of his ability. He looked down at the moogle, grinning while staring with bright yellow eyes. The red aura that surrounded him reached towards the moogle and chocobo hungrily.
Then, just as quickly as he had gotten up there, he disappeared.
He moved with an almost frenzied speed around the trees, often moving sideways on them without any regard to gravity. Because of this, he was hard to track and seemed almost to be in different places at once.
"Up here!" he yelled, jumping down to the chocobo's left side and slashing at it with his sword.
Fighting a moogle and a chocobo might be akin to beating up a small child with no arms, but Jericho was far too annoyed to care. Besides, as always, defying gravity and moving around like a frenzied spider was quite enjoyable.
